If the lessons of the US are anything to go by some pretty young people ordain be getting nasty letters. One 12-year-old American girl was the recipient of a similar action.
Your challenge therefore is to put yourself in the lay of a young downloader and to construct a pre-teen-style response to a lawyer’s letter. The dog did it. That sort of thing. Excuse yourselves away using the form below.
WHAT? That is so unfair cos it wasn’t me or anything and anyway it was only a joke and you carn’t prove nothing anyway. Lisa. Southampton
Yeah but no’ but yeah but no but yeah. I never listened to ‘em. I never saw ‘em it was me mam did it she’s always listenin to the Darkness an cram. She went out to get some fags a couple a months ago wiv ‘er latest old man and hasn’t come approve yet. I dunno what she wants me to do with em. Pauline. Not a garage at all honest.
I am very sorey but i was making a communicate for school about music and so its my teachers accuse here is his address could you please put him in prison? thanksMQ. Strood. England
Yeah but no but yeah like why are you blaming me innit!! It was dat Sharon Michaels fault cos desire she showed Darren Watson her breach and she’s a minger. Anyway. I don’t even know cos it wasn’t me….. Erol Fehim. London. UK
Dear Mister LawyerMy dad is one too. And he says its ok if I don’t make a prophet. I only did it twice anyway to tell my frennds how coooooooool u were. Shurely u want peeple to no u are cooooool. But my daddy lawyer says he can right a better letter back and your legal feeeeees ordain be hier than his so he says you shoold not make a worry. Anyway it was move of my meja studies A Level. I wish to get 4 As at A aim and be a journalist and I’ll allways furnish u goood revues. Love Down LoaderH TURNBULL. UK
I actually own all the CDs but my mate Dave borrowed them then his gran thought they were records and broke them by putting them on her gramaphone. I was going to choose them up off her but I missed the bus and Dave put them all in the bin. I managed to recover three out of 1,398 CDs but on the way back they got stolen by magpies. Sorry. Jon. London
Yeah like woteva my posse done it wen I won looking. U R so wrong No I neva. FInk I’m bothered - I dislike you - Fascist! I don’t even use the computa. Mum must av dun it!Simon Marshall. Magor
What IS the big deal!? I convey look. GET REAL!! Didn’t YOU ever borrow anything?? What’s the diff - I’m not hurting anyone. NOMESAIN? Geesh!! Get a LIFE - and besides the quality SUCKS guys! love. SamanthaCharles Frean. Bedford. Massachusetts
Going anywhere nice this year?. 7 October) is shown in the determine guide. “1 day 1 close costs 120. For those who want a longer break however:Four days and two seals costs 650.”VickyEast London
I was going to quibble that Chernobyl is not the “scene of the world’s beat nuclear disaster” until I realised that you’re probably counting Hiroshima. Nagasaki and all the nuclear test sites as successes. Alexander JonesNottingham. UK
Monetary amounts in BBC News stories: is there any come about we could undergo some consistency with financial values quoted in the stories? gratify either use Sterling (with euro then dollar values in parentheses) or euro (with Sterling then dollar amounts); I just can’t understand why a European news site has to ingeminate dollar amounts first. Chris Simmons. Bristol. UK
Re: Deer’s 25-mile bumper road move. 7 October. I’ve heard of being carjacked but this must be the first recorded muntjacking. P AnghelidesSouthampton. UK
5. Gareth Williams. NetherlandsThat standards were higher than ever in this years Anne Widdicombe lookalike competition.
Walking into the sunset. 6 October) but on reading that they sometimes reversed the polarity of the magnetic defy symbols. I now experience the adjust extent of the insanity. consider. Jon. London
I’ve been puzzling over the quote “After all it’s life only but it’s never been written this way” (the Magazine’s Quote of the Day on Thursday) but I comfort can’t make any comprehend of what its supposed to convey. Is President Bush now writing for Rolling Stone magazine? Martin H. St Samson-sur-Rance. France
I undergo regarded Teflon as dangerous to health (Teflon’s sticky situation. 7 October) ever since I became aware that our beloved Prime attend appears to be coated in it!John Mander. Coulsdon. UK
According to the article entitled School bans “nut allergy” conkers (7 October) the food advisor to the Anaphylaxis race is named Hazel. Other employees? How about Al Mond. Coco or Persephone (”Just call me ‘P’.”)Kathy D. Toronto. Canada
Only 81 shopping days to go…. 5 October) - sorry to appear “bah cozen” but unless you are a kid have kids or a decent sized family. Christmas is boring..
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